chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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