whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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