What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Four minutes until I can fart!
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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