eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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