with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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