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You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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