i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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