CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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