If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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