Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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