he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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