a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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