can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Randomize
