what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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