Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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