Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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