I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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