Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Operation Purity has been aborted
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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