Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
You pole danced in your parka.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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