Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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