I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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