I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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