You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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