brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
is it fun? or sober?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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