hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Randomize
