but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
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