Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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