I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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