Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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