How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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