And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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