It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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