I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
her vagine was all disorganized.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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