he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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