I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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