Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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