You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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