Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
