The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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