You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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