Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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