Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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