he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Randomize
