Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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