where am i from again
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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