have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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