i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
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