so that wasnt chicken after all
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Randomize
