I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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