even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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