Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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