That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Randomize
