I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize