Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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